The Knotted Cherry Stem

One day, this will be me. When I’m retired, I want to have epic road trips across the country, towing my little tear drop trailer. It’ll have a bed, and a small kitchen in the back.

I might have several of these trailers, each with a different theme. Then all my road trips can have a different flavor to the mix…

One day, this will be me. When I’m retired, I want to have epic road trips across the country, towing my little tear drop trailer. It’ll have a bed, and a small kitchen in the back.

I might have several of these trailers, each with a different theme. Then all my road trips can have a different flavor to the mix…

(Source: anditlingers, via chasingdowntheavenue)

I’m okay with spiders, so long as they aren’t pedo-spiders.

This means you, spider near my head. Just because you aren’t literally in bed with me doesn’t mean you’re not creeping on me.

I’m exhausted, but what else is new?

Only making an extra $400 this month; there’s still another week, so we’ll see if I can add on to it.

I drew up 21 quotes today, totaling over $125k. At least seven of those should process by the end of the month…

Skagen is the northernmost point of Denmark, where the Baltic and North Seas meet. The two opposing tides in this place can not merge because they have different densities.

I wonder how the fish handle it…

(Source: elegantbuffalo, via esotericephemeros)

More of my well-known customers
  • Ruby’s Diner
  • Boot Barn
  • Jewelry Exchange
  • Halekulani (Resorts in Hawaii)
  • MagLite
  • Brandshaw International (all of the kitchenware you see in Target, Wal-Mart, etc)
  • Diamond Wipes
  • LuxeYard

Some of these keep me busy; most of my customers are companies most people have never heard of before.

Graduated Cum Laude from Boston University in Cell Biology, Molecular Biology, and Genetics.
Congrats, Jazzie.

Graduated Cum Laude from Boston University in Cell Biology, Molecular Biology, and Genetics.

Congrats, Jazzie.

Tomorrow, I’m working on building and WINNING a $100k deal.

I really hope I don’t fuck this up. My manager is throwing me a HUGE bone by letting me take over as the account manager.

Solar eclipse around 5:30PM.

Solar eclipse around 5:30PM.

This weekend:
  • I drank every day starting at 3PM
  • I continued the drinking; the with help of a couple other chicks, we finished half a fifth.

Not the best trend in the world, but my god it was a long week. And it’s not like I was driving around that much.

My brother is cooler than Jesus riding a dinosaur. Hahaha!

My brother is cooler than Jesus riding a dinosaur. Hahaha!